Seriously wtf is the point of this is it supposed to turn my dick into a boomerang i dont understand
the sky a few nights ago was amazing
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
Why isn’t there a rubber duck emoji I need answers
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
flirting with your crush like
when u want ur friend sam to play the song again