*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
You. Phone Home. Now.
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
How To Train Your Humans
Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.
tough it out man pretend youre me and go ham take it straight
but i’m not you and can’t tough it out
"The earth laughs in flowers."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson.