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ryannxp:

this is important

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

(Source: a98)

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

(Source: aristoxxcracy)

rhydonmyhardon:

that is the face of satisfaction no man can guarantee

(Source: emmie-rae)

og-sludgebone:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Dog society is incredible

rlmjob:

tokega81:

runlikeyoustolesomething:

rlmjob:

egg

the music really adds to the plot

Start using proper utensils you stupid asian bastards…

im white

patheticqirl:

how many followers u need until someone draws u

(Source: nudenialler)

queer-multifandom-antichrist:

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.
I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(Source: blazepress)

do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

(Source: snackdick)

gotchi:

superduperemily:

gotchi:

I hate straight people

*face gets really red and swollen and puffy and pissed off looking*

/you are a butt face/

What the fuck

bellecosby:

whoa-bruh:

bellecosby:

My goal in life is to make a nigga feel the way Terrance Howard was feeling when Beyonce was giving him a lap dance 

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SAME.

NEW GOAL

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I’M TRYNA HAVE A NIGGA QUESTIONING HIS WHOLE LIFE EXISTENCE LIKE NICKI HAD DRAKE AFTER SHE GAVE HIM A LAPDANCE 

lasagnababy:

when someone is your best friend on snapchat and you’re not even in their top three

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