🅢

I.
When I was trying to quit smoking
and we drank white wine from Mason jars,
you called my freckles cocoa powder
and I called your green eyes
celery.

II.
I am learning how to be a grown-up
who pays bills, cooks her own meals,
and doesn’t cry at words like
I think I just want to be friends.

III.
The truth is this:
Love is an organic thing.
It rots and softens.

All That’s Left To Tell, Clementine von Radics (via nationalpopleagues)

(Source: clementinevonradics)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

(Source: welovekanyewest)

mxsxlf:

marrmaidd:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'did you get home safe'

'i can't wait to eat your ass'

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you

thedauntlessbrave:

snorlaxatives:

skeletonporno:

snorlaxatives:

teen titans fancast

  • logan lerman as robin
  • holland roden as starfire
  • michael b jordan as cyborg
  • jake t austin as beast boy
  • elizabeth gilles as raven
  • nicola peltz as terra
  • booboo stewart as aqualad
  • yaya dacosta as bumblebee

Who would play the villians??

good question here’s a few i have in mind

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  • stephan lang as slade
  • jason momoa as mammoth
  • saoirse ronan as jinx

HOLY MOTHER OF DC YES

lockeyseven:

awwww-cute:

Today my snake turned 2

Snake in a hat

chloegalaxy:

rose-9-10:

hornyspacesnakes:

isis-:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

me3ko:

dingoinnuendo:

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘WORD’

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘INVENTED’

WE ARE BECOMING TOO SELF AWARE

WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF SELF AWARENESS??

GUYS, THERE WAS AN ARTICLE THAT SAID PHYSICISTS MAY HAVE DISCOVERED EVIDENCE OF THE UNIVERSE BEING A COMPUTER SIMULATION, WHAT IF WE’RE JUST AN AI THAT’S BECOMING SELF AWARE

THE BRAIN NAMED ITSELF

everybody shut the fuck up you’re scaring me

(Source: jackwhynand)

albertojamon:

aesthetic: showing off the hottest phones in 2007 pop music videos

alcoholicgifts:

this dude stays ready

(Source: rock-lee)

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

invisicanada:

to the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

invisicanada:

to the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

(Source: goodbyeforeverfatty)

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it